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December 24th, 2010

Christmas message 2010

cartoon by dave walker

Cartoon by Dave Walker, all rights reserved, all infringements frowned upon, other legal speak, etc etc.

In the past I have done a Christmas message. I thought I’d do another this year, but don’t read it unless you really don’t have a lot to be doing. Here is a summary of my cartooning year. I have made some of the dates up as I can’t remember them.

In January I did my tax return. I advise leaving it until the last minute.

In February an iPhone app was made. I think some people still use it, and it was, I am told, the thing that gave the Methodists the idea to do theirs.

March was spent booking to go to the Spring Harvest camp for enthusiastic Christians, which we went to in April. We came away terribly enthusiastic if I remember correctly.

In April I also did my 2011 calendar Church HQ, the deadline being March. I was pleased with this calendar, and go on about this to anyone who will listen. My favourite cartoonist William Heath Robinson was the inspiration, so if you like the style of this particular calendar you might like his style as he thought of it first. One of my 2011 ambitions is to go to Pinner, where there is a house being done up in his memory. I have never been to Pinner. I have fairly low ambitions.

In May I put together my book ‘the Exciting World of Churchgoing‘, the deadline being April. This has been popular, being in the Church Times (note italics – I italicise for a living now) top 10 for four months in a row. This is largely due to bribery and family members buying in bulk.

Sometime around then I moved into CartoonChurch HQ, my office in the heart of industrial Basildon. Then I moved into a different office that was smaller but with the same number of walls. I don’t know whether this has been a success or not. I’m not about to move out of it though owing to the effort I went to to put together the various items of DIY furniture. Please come and see me there. I have coffee and often a choice of biscuits.

Also at some point I started work doing the Church Times website. I enjoy going into London on Wednesdays and Thursdays and being a commuter and seeing human beings. I like doing the job, and I have made good friends at the Hymns Ancient / Modern.

In the summer I stood up and showed some diagrams in the Greenbelt comedy ‘Last Orders’ show. I don’t know whether I’ll do more of that kind of thing or not. It was fun, and people seemed to think it was quite good, but I used up every idea I’ve ever had.

I can’t really account for the autumn months. I think I went to several Christianity and Advanced Computing courses, and appeared live at a craft exhibition and a Christmas humour night.

As I may have said before I feel incredibly fortunate to have been given the chance to do the things I do. Therefore I try not to moan about how difficult it is, as my life is not difficult. That said there follows one paragraph in which I moan about how difficult my life is (kind readers may see it as being honest).

The cartooning has got a lot more difficult this year it seems. I can’t think up the ideas well enough and doing so takes forever and causes a lot of anxiety. I am determined to keep doing it because I know I can do it and really do enjoy it when I do it well, and I don’t want to let people down. Also I can’t do anything else. In 2011 I need to find better ways of working if I am to survive with sanity more or less intact.

I must of course thank many people. My wife, who thinks up all of the ideas, and my friends who help in their various ways. My regular clients who pay me to do diagrams, and the commenters on this blog who are creative and invaluable. Also the many people who give me material, intentionally or otherwise, and those who send kind messages. Thanks for putting up with nonsense, of which there is quite a bit, and slackness, which has been occasionally known.

I’ve just noticed that this is more of a newsletter than a Christmas message as it is all about me. Sorry about that.

In summary thanks everyone for your support and have a very happy Christmas.

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18 Responses to “Christmas message 2010”


  1. Kathryn says:

    If you really want visitors in Basildon, I just might make the journey one of these days.

    Have a lovely Christmas.

  2. Anne Madison says:

    Merry Christmas, Dave. And thanks for all you do to make the days a little lighter and brighter!

  3. Sue says:

    Dave – I always enjoy your cartoons and look forward to them so thank you.

  4. Stephen Rowe says:

    Thanks for all the humour that you bring to Church work. It is always a joy to see the new cartoons which are often far too near the mark in identifying how it really is.

    Every blessing,

    Stephen

  5. Phil Groom says:

    You should be aware that this cartoon represents an infringement of my privacy. It’s bad enough these Daily Telegraph scumbags doing secret recordings, but I never expected you to install spyware on my laptop that would enable you to take pics of me putting up our Christmas decorations. This is completely unacceptable and I demand that you take it down immediately.

    No, not the Christmas decorations, you madman: get back inside the computer at once!!

    Help! Help! Dave Walker is rampaging through my home tearing down the Christmas decorations! Please, somebody, help me, aaargh —

  6. Philip of Samaria says:

    Happy Christmas Dave – you’re a real blessing

  7. Andy says:

    Thank you, Dave, for all you do to brighten our lives.

    Wishing you an inspired and inspiring New Year.

  8. George says:

    Of course, we lucky ones, only get to see the end product – not the costly process that goes beforehand.

    I’m sorry to hear of the anxiety that may lie behind your work – but it makes sense – nothing of any value is ever just reeled-off cost-free and without some pain.

    But, Dave, because you know the church so well, your style of affectionate but razor-sharp truth-telling is immensely valuable. There is almost nothing in church-life that can’t be enhanced by one of your diagrams, so please carry on as you are doing but don’t let it ruin your life. (I think ‘eras of slackness’ are both to be encouraged and celebrated!)

    Just so you know, I recently tricked my wife (a vicar) into getting a subscription to the Church Times by telling her she needed to be better informed about C of E events. But it was a lie. It’s actually just for your quarter page of brilliance (though RoN’s good too.)

    Your mustard seed being trampled image is on my wall and has had a lasting influence on me, btw.

  9. chris clark says:

    Happy Christmas and may the new year have less agnst.

    Thanks for all the inspiration and brilliant ideas this year and over the all the years.

  10. Simon H says:

    Thanks for the cartoons Dave. Its been great fun this year – you have lots of sensible fans and you should take heart from this. Remember its 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration – or similar…. S

  11. Alison says:

    Dave – I cannot tell you how much I look forward to receiving your e-mail updates and cartoons (Oh, I just have.) They never fail to make me smile and sometimes laugh out loud – the calendars and books about church life are so true they’re painful at times. I’m a churchwarden and now always make sure I buy one of your calendars for our vestry – everyone who comes in likes it and it makes them smile as well. It is often taken down from the wall and leafed through. So please keep up the good work in 2011 – it may seem as though you are sending your work out into a void, but I can assure you that, in this part of rural Lancashire at least, it is very well received.

  12. Deacon Susan in California says:

    Have a wonderful twelve days of Christmas, Dave. I really enjoy your cartoons because they keep me in touch with the C of E where I grew up, though now I am in sunny California. Actually it is pouring with rain on this festive day and earlier it was foggy, so it feels rather like an English Christmas.

  13. Margaret says:

    Hi Dave, My 2011 was not too brilliant but your cartoon were an important little ray of hope and laughter.

    I think you are amazing and reading your blog helps me to understand how much effort it takes to produce those cartoons.

    For 2012 I recommend more kindness, bible-reading, dog-walking, laughter, cups of tea, moments of sanity, sleep, spending time outdoors, prayer, pampering, honesty, sunshine, and chocolate biscuits. At least that’s my prescription for me – no idea if it would work for you too

  14. Margaret says:

    Juat realised I’ve wished a whole year away in my sleep. Good grief – life must be worse than I thought!!

  15. ramtopsrac says:

    Thanks for being your creative self Dave, and I do so hope that you find the journey between idea and finished product easier in the year to come, and also that we can help by giving you lots of ideas from the insane things we get up to in our churches… perhaps it requires us all to be a bit more honest about those, just as you’ve been honest with us.

    Happy New Year Dave!

  16. Dave says:

    Just a brief note to say thank you for all of these most uplifting comments.

    We’ve been away for a number of days over Christmas and so a slight period of sorting things out is taking place, after which full service* will resume.

    *On a partial basis

  17. Sue, Reader in Birmingham says:

    I could say something consoling, it would only be knid when you have kept us smiling year on year.
    But no, this is the C of E, we belong to the “Pull your socks up” school of counselling
    Just keep up the good work….
    …, no slacking, no pressure …
    the ABC wouldn’t approve.
    Ever thought of offeing a cartoon to go with his New Year message? I bet that would make it more comprehensible.

  18. Zandra Louise says:

    Just love your drawings! They portray the “point” so well!

    I feel encouraged to get out my paints and start again to draw and paint this coming year!

    Have a good year and thank you for the blogs.