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August 1st, 2008

Lambeth Conference update

lambeth conference marketplace stall

The photograph (ACNS / Sweeny) shows the CartoonChurch marketplace stand with two of my kind helpers helping. As you can see we made the most of the fact that the organisers had provided a basketball hoop.

In order to cut out the slam-dunking bishop I trawled the entire conference for a pair of decent scissors. In the end I ended up in the office of the Lambeth Secretariat, from whom I borrowed the official Lambeth Conference Scissors. I can reveal (and Scott, this is an EXCLUSIVE) that although the official Conference Scissors look impressive they are blunt, and in the end I discovered (having cut out the entire bishop) that my idea three-for-a-pound scissors were better. The people in the Lambeth Secretariat were very friendly though and it was a pleasure to meet them.

Today I have not been in the tent as the wind has been blowing furiously and I do not feel that my tent is safe (I am being serious). It is a very good tent, but the people putting it up did a poor job of the installation and the whole thing is only secured by four pegs. I tried to find some extra pegs, but I could not really afford to run around for half the day looking for them.

Yesterday I arrived at the tent to find that my folding chair had been stolen in the night. In return I had been left a red ASB Holy Communion book. An utter mystery.

By the way, yesterday’s BBC film crew were filming for the BBC News Channel (formerly BBC News 24). Unfortunately there is no ‘watch again’ for most of the output of the news channel, so unless you were watching at that time you will, like me, have missed it. They were to film again today, but I spoke to them earlier and it has been decided that there is no story, so they have left.

Today I talked to William Crawley from BBC Northern Ireland. He wrote about me here yesterday. We recorded a short interview for his Sunday show in the lobby of the prayer centre, but people kept on coming into the building to use the facilities (of one kind or another) meaning that we had to stop and start to avoid the sound of electric doors and hand driers. I was not very confident so will probably come across poorly.

Other people writing kind things about me: Episcopal Life and BBC Kent.

My cartoons from the conference are appearing on the Lambeth Daily, here. As you will have noticed my cartoons have not been daily. This is owing to various factors.

For proper news about what is going on see the Church Times Blog. I have added quite a lot of entries today, most of them by other people.

Finally, please forgive the following things:

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  1. Lois Keen says:

    The cartoons are wonderful – except the one I can’t open, so I don’t know if it’s wonderful or not, but I assume so. The Daily Programe won’t show itself, except for the little teaser bit with Rowan at the podium. So sorry to kvetch. I especially love the rabbits, and the official drawing of the bishops – I want to blow up the drawing of the photo of the bishops to poster size and put it in the lobby of my church!

  2. Auntie Doris says:

    I had lunch with William Crawley… he’s a lovely man :)

    Ps) Nice to see you, even if it was a rather brief ‘hello’!

  3. Sam Norton says:

    I’m sure you’re not keeping up with the e-mails! God bless you – and the work of your hands.

  4. Aaron Orear says:

    Wow…the British ARE terrified of coming across as self-centred. As a North American, I caught not a whiff of self-promotion. And, naturally, you’re all desperately interested in what I think…

  5. Sarah B says:

    The miraculous transformation of chair into an ASB… just think what might have happened if there had been a PEW in there! You’d probably have got a Book of Common Prayer!

  6. 7WD EXCLUSIVE: New Dave Walker development | Seven whole days says:

    [...] In this case, he claims in a blog entry that someone has taken a folding chair from his palatial tent. He further claims that this was replaced by an volume containing the Holy Communion service from the Alternative Service Book. We sent a crack team of investigators to investigate this situation. This is what we found. [...]

  7. revLois Keen says:

    The RAFCON rabbits dood it.

  8. Neil says:

    Was the BBC story going to be that a folding chair had been stolen? I know a 24 hour news is desperate for breaking news but that is taking the biscuit. (Biscuit theft would be the follow up story)

  9. Lambeth Conference - Touching Base: Guest Column by Simon Sarmiento | The Wardman Wire says:

    [...] Regular readers of this column will know all about Dave’s tribulations with Mark Brewer, but he’s had a lot else to deal with recently as the official Cartoonist in Residence at Lambeth. I spent 3 or 4 hours on most days helping him staff a stand in the Lambeth Marketplace which was promoting cartoonchurch.com and selling the books and calendars which contain his drawings. We had a steady stream of visitors, some of whom actually bought the products, and it was great fun to meet so many of his fans. I did have to keep explaining that I was not Dave Walker, though. The lifesize drawing of a bishop trying but failing to get a basketball into the net seemed to strike a chord with many bishops. Rowan Williams himself did come by, but nobody had a camera on hand. [...]

  10. Mark Bennet says:

    Now Dave

    I saw you cutting out that basketballing bishop, and didn’t want to interrupt. If I’d known, though, my trusty Swiss Army knife might just have come to the rescue. I’m glad to see you got the bouncing bishop up there in the end.

    I guess the outcome of this Lambeth Conference will be judged not just by whether there is a similar event in 2018, but more crucially by whether the 2018 conference shop in the marketplace will be selling functional scissors as part of the official merchandise.

    And in passing – taking down all those posts was the right thing to do – so many people have been supporting you, Essex clergy in various ways amongst them.