Comments on: The CartoonChurch Lambeth Conference Marketplace stand

By: Chorister

Chorister — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:43:22 +0000

Put upside down mitre on floor underneath basket ball hoop. Throw bishop up into air, try to get through hoop and down so head lands in mitre.

By: In Praise of… Dave Walker « Intelligence and Ignorance

In Praise of… Dave Walker « Intelligence and Ignorance — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:05:21 +0000

[...] He is a very funny man. This post, part of his updates on the progress of the Lambeth Conference, is pitch perfect English humour. I don’t think it would be possible to make this any funnier, without somehow involving the Monty Python team… [...]

By: ellen

ellen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:43:21 +0000

good luck with being in two places at once! I have been trying to master the art for a number of years – seems to be quite tricky…xxx

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:14:28 +0000

Ellen – yes, this is different from my tent. The tent is for artistic endeavours, the marketplace stand is for passing on my tracts and selling my publications.

Veritas – I’m posting silly stuff on here because (a) I’m posting slightly more sensible thoughts on the Church Times and (b) being a ’staff’ member means that although I’m finding out all manner of interesting things I won’t be blogging them.

By: veritas

veritas — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:10:47 +0000

Seems to me like Lambeth is a Silly Season.

By: Chazaq

Chazaq — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:25:46 +0000

Stand on the table. Drop the box onto the floor repeatedly, creating a loud “plop” noise. See who complains. If anybody asks you why you are doing that, tell them you are testing the box to make sure the eggs inside will survive the journey to Mexico.

Still standing on the table, tear the paper into little pieces. Over the course of two weeks, chew the little pieces of paper into sloppy spitballs and spit them over the divider into the marketplace stand on the right. It looks like they have more stuff, so they might be fun to torment. If they come over to complain, say it was the folks in the stall to the left.

Still standing on the table, throw one of the chairs up onto the basketball hoop and see if you can make it get stuck up there. Before you do this, warn the people walking behind your marketplace stall.

Set up the other chair next to the table to make it easy for you to climb on and off the table.

By: ginny

ginny — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:09:44 +0000

Outrageous! One of the chairs is still in a folded state.

Other than that, it appears to be adequate, although you may wish to save the environment by placing the cardboard box (empty) under the basketball hoop, so that crumpled cartoons may be recycled. There is no FAIL in that.

By: ellen

ellen — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:14:53 +0000

I am really confused…is this in the cartoon tent or is this stall a completely different innovation? xxx

By: Ann

Ann — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:56:00 +0000

Challenge any and all who drop by to a game of H-O-R-S-E – winner gets a free book.

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:49:55 +0000

I think I would have asked for a line of black tape on the floor too, but perhaps I would have been asking too much?

Neil