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January 24th, 2008

C of E Olympic Tsar licenced

olympic tsarThe new Church of England ‘Olympic Tsar’ was licenced yesterday at St Paul’s Cathedral. He is shown here with a three handed bishop: one hand adjusting the microphone, one hand engaged in a service sheet tug of war and one hand holding the great big book.

I wanted some information on tsars and what they do, so I looked it up. ‘A male monarch or emperor, especially one of the emperors who ruled Russia until the revolution of 1917′ apparently, but it can also be ‘a person having great power; an autocrat’ or ‘an appointed official having special powers to regulate or supervise an activity’.

Looking at Google News it appears that there are drug tsars, flood tsars, food tsars, design tsars, trash tsars, tourism tsars, canal tsars and dementia tsars. These are either in existence or being called for by someone or other somewhere or other.

If any tsars are reading please write in and tell us what you are a tsar of and how being a tsar is different to being a non-tsar.

The C of E Olympic tsar, by the way, will do the following:

Duncan’s role is to work on behalf of the Church of England with the ‘More than Gold’ structure and with LOCOG and the LDA. The aim is to help mobilise the churches of London and the nation to serve and witness to the Olympic movement in producing the best possible games and ensuring a positive legacy for East London.

If anyone would like to explain what this means then feel free to write in as well.

You might remember, by the way, that I posted about this post in December 2006, along with this cartoon which I plan to repost each and every time the Olympics is mentioned anywhere by anyone:

olympic cartoon

Tsar-tsar for now.

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15 Responses to “C of E Olympic Tsar licenced”


  1. Jane R. says:

    The bishop’s crozier-vault is perfect!

  2. Richard says:

    You’re a star!

  3. Peter Kirk says:

    I presume you are aware, although you have not mentioned it, that the people standing in your picture are the controversial Bishop of Chelmsford, a patron of Changing Attitude, and his openly gay chaplain Chris Newlands. The one in something like purple is not the bishop but the chaplain, who I guess considers robes like this appropriate for his sexual orientation.

  4. Aaron Orear says:

    I think I ate steak tsar-tsar once…

  5. Steve says:

    I may have once been married to Tsar-Tsar Gabor. (well, every other man on earth seems to have been…)

  6. Bimble says:

    Isn’t the Bishop in fact doing the Pole Vault…??

  7. Jeremy says:

    Twinkle, twinkle little Tsar
    How we wonder what you are
    Licensed lately at St Paul’s
    To pray for better medal hauls
    Twinkle – oh, I’m feeling trembly -
    If it works, then next stop: Wembley

  8. webweaver.pttw (you may call me Miss Webweaver) says:

    To me it looks like the canon is wearing a blue (not purple) cope with gold lining.

  9. webweaver.pttw (you may call me Miss Webweaver) says:

    Does the Queen approve of having a Tsar (also spelled Czar) in England?

  10. DAN says:

    Like the cartoons, Dave

  11. joe says:

    I’m sorry – since when has purple been associated with homosexuality? Something is seriously wrong when we’re starting to judge people based on the clothing of the religious tat that they wear.

    More importantly – why does the CofE need an Olympics Tzar, and why does he need to be given the old three-fingered treatment?

  12. Phelim McIntyre says:

    I hope the tzar isn’t too high church. I can see the embarrasing headlines now. C of E Olympics Tzar banned for drug taking. Claims it was only incense.

    The inside quote would be something along the lines of we knew something was wrong when Matins took less time that the gold medalist in winning the 100m. Church canon states it must be more than the Marathon winning time + 10%.

  13. Chris Clark says:

    It seems fairly clear to me that he will have to split the jobs up amongst the different churchmanships

    High Church ringing the lap bell
    Evangelicals leading the Mexican Waves
    Liberals – discussing whether winning or losing has any real meaning in the 21st Century

  14. Simon Sarmiento says:

    We have to wait until 2012 before a CofE bishop can be obliged to perform the High Jump?

    That’s not satisfactory at all.

  15. Phelim McIntyre says:

    And in 2014 will Church of Scotland ministers be lined up for the Scottish equivalent?