Upon returning with the fish and chips I learned that my wife had had a washing up accident and so we went to the Accident & Emergency unit at the Basildon hospital (she is ok – she has a cut on her hand but not serious enough to prevent her going to work, social activities etc). I spent my evening watching the silent information television screen and I am now aware of the dangers of the following:
- Drugs
- Underage drinking
- Binge drinking
- Drinking generally
- Not testing a smoke alarm
- Bullying
- Hate crime
- Using a phone in public
- Using an ipod in public
- Starting fires
- Bogus callers
- Bogus cash machine readers
- Anything else that is bogus
- Flytipping
The fish and chips were eaten 5 hours later. Microwaved and slightly soggy.





Dave Walker's blog. Dave is a freelance cartoonist who draws a weekly 'Guide to the Church' for the Church Times. (
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