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June 20th, 2006

Are you orthodox?

Note: I am fully expecting some of the conservative bloggers who have kindly linked to this site over the last few days to declare their blogs out of communion with mine following the publication of this cartoon. Some may even go as far as to request alternative episcopal cartoonage, I don’t know. But please at least have a read of what I’ve got to say.

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By ‘orthodox’ here I am referring to “Adhering to what is commonly accepted, customary, or traditional”, rather than the Orthodox church, which is different altogether. It seems to me (though I am just the guy who draws the funny pictures) that maintaining that because your position is ‘orthodox’ it is therefore right is a bit of a dangerous thing to do. What if there is the slightest possibility that the orthodox position is wrong? What if (to take a random example) it is ok for Gentiles to be Christians and for Christians to eat hooved animals? (Sorry, that will make no sense to people who are unfamiliar with the Bible and in particular Acts chapter 10)

Who knows, perhaps sometimes, just sometimes, God takes the unorthodox position. Perhaps we’d all do well to acknowledge that we can’t be 100% certain we are right.

I’d like to stress once more: I am only the guy who draws the funny pictures. I could very well be wrong.

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11 Responses to “Are you orthodox?”


  1. Larry Day says:

    Well said Dave - I bet you don’t use this cartoon as the book cover as it might affect sales!

    Humility and tolerance seem to have a lot to do with this. Attempting to cover up or mask anomalies is a silly way to go about life. I think we all need to live with uncomfortableness. It is good for the soul.

  2. Tiffer says:

    Forward in Figures?

    The point of being “orthodox” is just to avoid being swayed by trends and fashions and led astray by false prophets. Of course the orthodox position is not always right, but if an organisation doesn’t look back in order to learn from mistakes it will going barmy. If people stick to the orthodox position simply because it is orthodox, then they are being silly.

  3. Dave says:

    Larry - indeed. I’m all for orthodoxy if it helps sell books.

    Tiffer - you are of course right. Looking back is good and highly important. I meant to put ‘if in doubt be orthodox’ in the post somewhere. Actually, that would make a good t-shirt slogan.

  4. Tiffer says:

    Yes - I certainly didn’t disagree with what you wrote, although I can never resist qualifying which is why I am such an annoying person :)

    The cartoon is correct in that orthodoxy is attributed to mans (and womans these days) understanding of God and church life/behaviour. God is and never will be what we can pin him down as.

    Although in reference to himself, God is very orthodox. I don’t think His values change - any open theists in the house?

  5. Karin says:

    There is also the fact that some people seem to define what is orthodox in narrower terms than others.

    I like Brian McLaren’s idea of a generous orthdoxy. I think it would go well with a wide orthodoxy, which, I think, the CoE has attempted to embrace, with more or less success, depending on how loud the voices for a narrow orthodoxy happen to be.

  6. jim bonewald says:

    Well said, Jesus certainly challenged the ‘orthodoxy’ of the religious leaders of his day and age.

  7. robert marshall says:

    God is Dix rather than Dox - as in Gregory?

    fx - Removes liturgists hat - /fx

    and no that’s not a French elaboration of the Trinity!

    Robert

  8. Davo says:

    It can still be pretty amazing when you come across a new, revolutionary and exciting idea about God - only to find it sitting there right in the middle of ‘orthodox’ teaching (This is one of those times that is calling out for an example, but I just can’t think of one at the moment).

    But, I do agree with the sentiment - if you think you’ve got God all sorted out and nailed down (ummm.. that wasn’t actually meant to be a reference to the cross), then you’re looking at the wrong god.

  9. St says:

    There’s a book I can’t be bothered to write called, ‘Searching for the new orthodoxy.’ Any suggestion that you have orthodoxy taped is just an illusion of permanence. It was once orthodox to have many wives. Paul told Timothy it was appropriate for church leaders only to have one. Now it is deemed orthodox to have a maximum of one (at a time).

  10. augustus meriwether says:

    Orthary dixory dox
    God climbed out of the box
    Theologians cried “NO!”
    The clergy said “Blow,
    Now we’re all out of jobs.”

  11. ash says:

    I think that General Synod recently added a new clause to the Windsor Report, asking that people not seek alternative episcopal cartoonage. But I may be wrong.