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	<title>Comments on: Signs seen at Ikea</title>
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	<description>by Dave Walker</description>
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		<title>By: Septuagent</title>
		<link>http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/2006/01/14/signs-seen-at-ikea/comment-page-1/#comment-4609</link>
		<dc:creator>Septuagent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 19:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1.  As Mrs S. has been heard to say, &quot;I don&#039;t want a Disabled Toilet - I want one that works&quot;.

2.  Or, as the man said when he saw that &quot;This Door is Alarmed&quot;.  &quot;Alarmed !  I&#039;m bl**dy terrified.&quot;

3.  Boom Boom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1.  As Mrs S. has been heard to say, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want a Disabled Toilet &#8211; I want one that works&#8221;.</p>
<p>2.  Or, as the man said when he saw that &#8220;This Door is Alarmed&#8221;.  &#8220;Alarmed !  I&#8217;m bl**dy terrified.&#8221;</p>
<p>3.  Boom Boom.</p>
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		<title>By: Nefertiki</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nefertiki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 18:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great idea, about using all those IKEA beds after hours.  If there were more social consciousness maybe busses could drop off the homeless at furniture stores at night and pick them up in the morning before the stores open.  Or am I being impractical again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great idea, about using all those IKEA beds after hours.  If there were more social consciousness maybe busses could drop off the homeless at furniture stores at night and pick them up in the morning before the stores open.  Or am I being impractical again.</p>
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